He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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