Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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