Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You pole danced in your parka.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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