Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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