Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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