youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think I have vodka in my lungs
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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