i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
