if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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