When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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