the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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