i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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