Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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