Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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