Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
