some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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