But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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