You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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