I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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