You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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