There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
