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• (631): View more from New York

  U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  ya, gonna go have sex there?

  (631): View more from New York

  No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  its 2pm. u awake yet?

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  ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!

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• (845): View more from New York

  How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes

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