He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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