I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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