Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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