you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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