How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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