We won't sleep together?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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