So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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