these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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