I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Randomize
