To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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