so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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