So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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