no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
pray to the hookup gods
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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