i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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