Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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