Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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