I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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