We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
