I heard we made out
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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