Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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