So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
