ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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