sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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