Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
