Who did Billy Mays play for?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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