You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm too high and old for this...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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