I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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