She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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