You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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