Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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