Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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