wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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